Time Travel + Brain Stealing = Murderous Appliances and Good Times

A book by Richard Steele

With a best friend, a disgusting fairy godmother, and an accidental stalker, Joe Brown may hold the key to saving the timeline. Or dooming it forever.

Joe Brown thought his teenage life was normal. Until an all-too-familiar, painfully cliché event hurled him into a reality filled with time machines, sentient microwaves, and underpants that can bend space-time.

Join Joe on a quantum misadventure brimming with idiotic villains, plot holes the size of Texas, and jokes so inappropriate your Grandma will disown you (again).

It’s dumb. It’s dangerous. It’s mind-bendingly weird. And yes, it might make your eyeballs sue your brain.

WARNING: May contain traces of genius hidden in idiocy. Proceed with snacks and a signed waiver.


"Time Travel Nonsense at its Finest!"

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